Cats are not known, however, for their ability to learn and obey the commands of their owners. That's where the Control-a-Cat Remote Control can come in handy. Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for "Stop Scratching", "Show Affection", "Remain Aloof" and others, you'll be in control in no time. It's finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.- Web annotations on ThinkGeek :: Control-a-Cat Remote Control
We do not think so, roar, roaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! My human would not dare, we will chew these to pieces!
psh, yeah I can so see my cats agreeing to this... NOT!